Monday, September 1, 2008

Odds and ends

Now I see how my head got sun-burned.  That's the log splitter behind me.

I will be spending every spare moment I have for the next month preparing for the upcoming winter.  We heat, mostly, with fire wood.  I like to have about 5 cords of wood cut and split by the 1st of October.  This weekend I started cutting wood.  I hope I will have the entire pile cut and ready to split by the 15th.

My neighbor, Doug, read my last entry when I discussed our enjoyable visit to his house and the delicious Brunch.  He responded.  I would like to share his comment with you.  I feel honored that he would allow me to reprint his words.

Good evening, David...
Many thanks for your wonderfully kind words in your blog about our brunch. You know we loved having you and Harry here and wished Janice could have come.
Every time anybody who lives up here comes to our house, the first thing I do when they leave is begin a thorough inventory. I have not quite completed the inventory from when you and the others were here a couple weeks ago. But, so far, so good. Remarkably little was stolen. One of our cars is missing but I think someone just got confused and will bring it back by year end. About $150,000 cash is absent but, again, my guess is somebody thought they had brought it with them and just took it home. Once they focus on it, I know they'll be embarrassed over this and they'll mail it back to me. The only other missing items, and of little import, is all the silver. However, in fairness, we might very well have mistakenly thrown it out with the trash in our haste to clean up after all you pigs.

My lovely wife, Janice responded with this missive:

Dearest Doug and Mary Ann,
So sorry to have missed the brunch that you so graciously hosted a couple of Sundays ago.  David and Dad had such a wonderful time.
I wanted to give you and Mary Ann a heads-up in hopes that you would keep an eye on our place over the next 3 weeks as David has surprised me with tickets for a cruise around the world.  He said he just stumbled on to some extra cash and wanted to spoil his little "cupcake".  Wow!  The new cars are coming next week and we are remodeling the kitchen - wow! How does he do it?  I didn't realize how well his band gigs were doing!  Well, time to pack - take care!  We'll miss you and will send postcards.  David mentioned that it was with support from you two that he made the big decision - thanks!
Doug then replied:
Dear Janice...
I'm so happy for you. In fact, I saw David a day or two after our brunch and he had a spring in his step that I had not seen before. He was positively ebullient. Plus, he was, frankly, a trifle too appreciative of being included on our guest list. One of his comments was maybe a little odd: "Doug, most of all, it was great that I got to look around your entire house by myself. Being alone and unobserved gave me a chance to, well, be alone and unobserved." I dunno. But people always are saying curious things. I didn't read anything into it then and don't now.
Anyway, you have a lot of exciting things on the horizon. There's probably nothing like an around the world cruise. While we have never done that, I took Mary Ann on a comparable trip in 1967. We went to Greeley, ate at the I-Hop and stayed at the Holiday Inn Express. I tell you, it was an experience for the ages. I'm sure you'll experience similar feelings. New cars and a kitchen remodel also are things I'm familiar with. I've never bought Mary Ann a new car but I recently got her a 1948 Nash with a bumper sticker: "I go from 0 to Bitch in 2.5 seconds." And while a kitchen remodel is out of the question here, I did buy her a really classy ice box last month.
David's sudden financial success is absolutely terrific. Perhaps when you all return from your trip, he can come over and have a cup of coffee. It will be a nice chance for him to meet and get to know the sheriff and the country attorney.
I then received a missive from my good friend and neighbor Susan, who stayed with Doug and Mary Ann while her house was being remodeled.  With her permission......
David, it's amazing after the neighbors wonderful hospitality in allowing me to stay at their house more than several times during my remodel that I was able to do a few more things than planned on my house. I too am able to afford a trip around the world now, but have a few more details to take care of around here to make it more comfortable. Then I'll start getting the plans ready to build a larger home which I never thought was possible.  

It is such a pleasure to have a neighbors with such a great since of humor.
Next Saturday will be very busy.  The annual Sunshine Fire Protection District fund raiser is being held at Fire house #2.  It is know as the Community fest.  I will post more in a separate post. 


eml625 said...

that's a lot of wood !
Your neighbor comment was pretty funny.
Be well

jeadie05 said...

Hey take his stuff back ,he has dropped a suptle hint ,hope your head wasnt to sore Jan xx

bethjunebug said...

Thats funny. Yep see how you got burned too, need a ball cap buddy. LOL.
Have a great week, don't work to hard.
Love ya,
Liz in Va.

riverdaughter196 said...

Doug's comment was funny.  You ought to take him some junk that is lying
around and tell him you returned his stuff.  Or give him some monopoly money.
You need a cap to keep from getting sunburned.  Or sunblock.  
Thank you for your blog and entries.  It always brightens my day.

helloimkara said...

You and your neighboor crack me up!  It is always a JOY to have someone in your life with such a great since of humor.  Good luck cutting wood!

Kara :)

helmswondermom said...

Loved it!  It's great to have friends and neighbors you can joke like that with.  Your wife sounds like quite a card, too!

newmomtobe2001 said...

lol u r really lucky to have such nice, funny neighbors here neighbors barely glance at eachother :) have a great day v

ally123130585918 said...

I did enjoy those e~mails sounds like you and your neighbour have a great time together ~ Ally x